Rules:
Fill in the blanks of the story with your own words and post it :P
Then, tag as many friends as you want to :P
Minimum : 2 Friends
Use you imagination and creativity :P
This may help you to improve your english skills :P
You can replace any "he" with a "she" or "it"
and add any additional lines :P

Story

Once upon a time, there was a donkey
His name was monkey
donkey was very cocky and sulky
So he went off to the land of milo
To buy a dam-dee-du and a ding-ding-dong
He bought his dee-dum-dee and started to eat the dee-dum-dee
But he got caught by a lil nigger called homie
homie brought him to his house to *ahem ahem*
But he escaped from *ahem ahem*-ing wif lil nigger and swam like a donkey
Then he went to play chinese chess and saw a forest... :O
The lil nigger sprayed him with diluted lubricante
But he managed to beat the long monster with his ding-ding-dong
While eatting 17 large pizzas,
He saw a chio bu, whose name was GANESH!
donkey and ganesh did what men normally do when their alone
They went to many places, including hotel 69 and a gay bar
They had many "partys" and lived happily in their treehole.